75 x 5 inches; 112 pages, 29+ illustrations Written by Knock Knock and illustrated by Gemma Correll Maybe. Probably.

It’s. Subtitled " Affirmators!® To Remind You You're Stronger Than Just About Anything ," use these affirmations to boost yourself on a bad day, or celebrate your resilience on a good one. .

75 x 5 inches; 112 pages, 29+ illustrations Written by Knock Knock and illustrated by Gemma Correll.

75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock.5 x.Pickups and Come-Ons for All Occasions Chapters range from "All About Me" to "Coitus Seeking" Over 485 pickups and come-ons to choose from Hardcover; 3.

Love About Mom Fill in the Love® Book Read pointers on crafting the perfect Fill in the Love® Book. . Just fill in the blanks, and it transforms into the only book of its kind in the universe: a personalized, meaningful gift for your mom that will possibly make her cry—but in a really good way.

How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage.5 x 6.Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more! Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting! Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations.

Funny cat lover gift for anyone who owns (or is owned by) a feline Great for men who are cat ladies, too Hardcover; 3.

.This little book is a fun, super-meaningful gift for a uniquely fabulous person! Just fill in the blanks to make it a totally one-of-a-kind gift.

Hardcover; 5.75 inches; 96 pages Created by illustrator Dan Golden, an award-winning eater and lover of gummy bears.75 x 6.

75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock. 6.

Just fill in the blanks to make it a totally one-of-a-kind gift for a very special new (or about-to-be-new) parent!.This little book is a fun, super-meaningful gift for a special new parent or parent-to-be.

This witty book gathers amazing, amusing quotations from some of history's greatest figures—and adds "fuck" to them.) Hardcover; 4.

Share your platform with #AnyoneCanBePresident for a chance to be featured! This book is your ticket to the White House. Anyone Can Be President: The Super-Smart Guide to Being the Ruler of the Free World This how-to is filled with practical advice, playful pages (quizzes, games, graphs!), and lots of actual historical knowledge, so you can pave your way to becoming our next commander in chief. Yes, you can be president.

No ordinary guest book, this throne-room tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity.

Just fill in the blanks, and it transforms into the only book of its kind in the universe: a personalized, meaningful gift for a friend or loved one who’s struggling through a hard time.

20 inches; 128 pages Planet Earth is brimming with love, and this book is filled with ways to express it.This title’s here for you on Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or any time you need to show some love.. Compiled with a far-flung team of linguistic consultants from Dubai to Shanghai, the I Love You Pocket Translator will enable you to speak the language of love wherever your globe-trotting heart may lead you.

Whether you have a kid, love a kid, or are a kid, the funny flowcharts contained in this book illuminate the unique and hilarious genius of children's decision-making process, whether it's "Should I Have More Sugar?" or "Did I Flush the Toilet?" Funny parenting books make temper tantrums more bearable Written by David Vienna, author of Calm the F*ck Down Includes giant foldout poster Paperback; 8.

Dare to dream—and to panic—with Knock Knock books Hardcover; 3.100 Reasons to Panic® about Following Your Dreams Definitely. Probably. Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at what it's actually like to take the plunge into something new, while also offering commonsense reassurance that everything's going to work out fine.

You Are the X to My O Book Go beyond other Valentine's gifts and general "I love you" gifts with extra-charming metaphors—from sentimental to real-life.5 inches; 71 illustrations.

Probably. Definitely.75 x 5 inches; 112 pages, 29+ illustrations Written by Knock Knock and illustrated by Gemma Correll Maybe.

25 x 6.”), what not to ask while at a job interview (“What’s your policy on employees hooking up?”), and what your boss never wants to hear (“Good, fast, cheap: pick two. A handy volume filled with career-killing phrases to avoid ensures their job security A follow-up sequel to our bestselling original, What Not to Say Hardcover; 4.

Journalist Alan Feuer has been collecting and composing craigslist love poetry for more than five years, amassing hundreds of sweet, raunchy, and just plain odd odes (like “10 Reasons We Won't Be Having a Second Date”). I Hope You Find Me: The Love Poems of craigslist’s Missed Connections Knock Knock books: fun gifts for internet friends, IRL friends, or missed connections Paperback; 4 x 6 inches; 136 pages Written by Alan Feuer and published by Knock Knock.

See the rest of our Affirmators!® offerings Hardcover; 4. It’s.Self-Help without the Self-Helpy-Ness!™.

75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock books Bam! If they say they don't, they're lying.The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. 6.

25 x 9 inches; full-color throughout; lay-flat binding.

This little book is a secret weapon of love. When you fill in the blanks, it becomes the only book of its kind in the universe: a unique, personalized gift all about you + your chosen human..

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When you fill in the blanks, it becomes the only book of its kind in the universe: a unique, personalized gift for the one you love.Love About You Fill in the Love® Book Read pointers on crafting the perfect Fill in the Love® Book. . This little book is a secret weapon of love.

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There’s a time and a place for saying what’s really on your mind, and Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out.